Well you ended up not "going there" so I was like WHEW! Okay!

Not many folks know of my bondage aversion. Probably goes against my rep. But there ya go.

I'm so with you on your meta though, maybe it's the SEAL training, but I think there may be something deeper and more innate involved as well.

I think you did good with the warning. If you said "bondage" that wouldn't be completely true since you skirted it and then darted away to a much safter, warmer, interesting place.

So again, beautifully handled.