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kudra2324 - Four cars in which Jensen Ackles absolutely did not lose his virginity, and one in which he did.
1. Jensen's grown up in the suburbs, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have family out in the country--and country kids? Are motherfucking crazy. His cousins Bubba and Buzz (John, Jr. and Henry, respectively, but Jensen's never heard them called that, not even when their momma is flat-out screeching mad at them) have a jacked up old Jimmy and they'll drive that thing anywhere. Jensen spends a lot of summers with them, especially before he starts getting serious about the acting. He makes it to third base with Lila Montgomery in the back seat one hot, dry night, but Buzz breaks the front axle on the truck trying to jump a creek and Lila's parents get divorced and she's moved to live with her grandmother before Jensen can visit again.
2. All the girls know that first rule of deb season is to not have your boyfriend be your escort, because you're stuck together for every single function, even if he turns out to be a jerk and you break up with him halfway through. Jensen ends up being everybody's favorite escort--all the mothers like him because he's polite, he's friends with all the boyfriends so they know he's not going to be snaking their girls and the girls all love him because he doesn't bitch about wearing a tux. He swears the sponsors have his number on speed-dial. His senior year, his cousin has first dibs, so he spends another season making small talk and sneaking hip flasks into teas and quadrilles behind his best sincere smile. By the end of the whole thing, though, he's mostly paired off with her best friend and on the way home from the Ball, the only thing that gets in the way of them actually screwing in the limo her daddy's rented is the fact that crinolines are a major pain in the ass.
3. Prom night is pretty much everything Jensen expects. There's a limo and a tux, and his best friend Ray has a flask of 151 to spike the punch with. The girls are happy and giggly and while there's some serious making-out in the limo between dinner and the dance, Jensen technically loses his virginity in room 2153 of the Hyatt Regency Dallas.
4. Hockaday girls all have rich daddies who spoil them rotten. Jensen's family isn't poor, not by any stretch of the imagination, but his first car was an old Mercury Charger, not a Beemer. His date's all the right things: pretty, well-dressed, expensive perfume, but he doesn't like the way she looks at him, like he's her latest accessory. He'd really like to do her in the back seat of her perfect little car, just to wipe that cool, calculating look off her face, but she stops him before he even gets her blouse unbuttoned, and he doesn't think there's going to be a second date.
1. Jensen hasn't known Chris for long, only a couple of months, but he knows that Chris loves his truck* with a passion that borders on obsession. An invitation to "go out off-road and bang around some," is something to be taken seriously.
The other thing he knows is that he and Chris have been dancing around each other since Steve introduced them; Jensen's somehow not surprised that they end up hot and sweaty in the bed, marking each other with kisses that are little more than bites and tearing at each other's clothes. The liner's hot against Jensen's back, almost as hot as Chris's skin against his, and it's been a hell of a long time since the Hyatt, but Jensen's pretty damn sure watching Chris's face as he comes beats doing it on a mattress cold.
* a Ford F-150 Lariat Supercrew 4x4 (longbed)
kudra2324 - Four cars in which Jensen Ackles absolutely did not lose his virginity, and one in which he did.1. Jensen's grown up in the suburbs, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have family out in the country--and country kids? Are motherfucking crazy. His cousins Bubba and Buzz (John, Jr. and Henry, respectively, but Jensen's never heard them called that, not even when their momma is flat-out screeching mad at them) have a jacked up old Jimmy and they'll drive that thing anywhere. Jensen spends a lot of summers with them, especially before he starts getting serious about the acting. He makes it to third base with Lila Montgomery in the back seat one hot, dry night, but Buzz breaks the front axle on the truck trying to jump a creek and Lila's parents get divorced and she's moved to live with her grandmother before Jensen can visit again.
2. All the girls know that first rule of deb season is to not have your boyfriend be your escort, because you're stuck together for every single function, even if he turns out to be a jerk and you break up with him halfway through. Jensen ends up being everybody's favorite escort--all the mothers like him because he's polite, he's friends with all the boyfriends so they know he's not going to be snaking their girls and the girls all love him because he doesn't bitch about wearing a tux. He swears the sponsors have his number on speed-dial. His senior year, his cousin has first dibs, so he spends another season making small talk and sneaking hip flasks into teas and quadrilles behind his best sincere smile. By the end of the whole thing, though, he's mostly paired off with her best friend and on the way home from the Ball, the only thing that gets in the way of them actually screwing in the limo her daddy's rented is the fact that crinolines are a major pain in the ass.
3. Prom night is pretty much everything Jensen expects. There's a limo and a tux, and his best friend Ray has a flask of 151 to spike the punch with. The girls are happy and giggly and while there's some serious making-out in the limo between dinner and the dance, Jensen technically loses his virginity in room 2153 of the Hyatt Regency Dallas.
4. Hockaday girls all have rich daddies who spoil them rotten. Jensen's family isn't poor, not by any stretch of the imagination, but his first car was an old Mercury Charger, not a Beemer. His date's all the right things: pretty, well-dressed, expensive perfume, but he doesn't like the way she looks at him, like he's her latest accessory. He'd really like to do her in the back seat of her perfect little car, just to wipe that cool, calculating look off her face, but she stops him before he even gets her blouse unbuttoned, and he doesn't think there's going to be a second date.
1. Jensen hasn't known Chris for long, only a couple of months, but he knows that Chris loves his truck* with a passion that borders on obsession. An invitation to "go out off-road and bang around some," is something to be taken seriously.
The other thing he knows is that he and Chris have been dancing around each other since Steve introduced them; Jensen's somehow not surprised that they end up hot and sweaty in the bed, marking each other with kisses that are little more than bites and tearing at each other's clothes. The liner's hot against Jensen's back, almost as hot as Chris's skin against his, and it's been a hell of a long time since the Hyatt, but Jensen's pretty damn sure watching Chris's face as he comes beats doing it on a mattress cold.
* a Ford F-150 Lariat Supercrew 4x4 (longbed)