Title: ho'ololi (transform)
Fandom: CWrps
Pairing(s): J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~8300
Notes: Written for the 2011 spn_meanttobe romance novel challenge.
Prompt Title & Summary:
#31 Pleasure in Hawaii
Gene Malloy is finally ready to get on with his life. And he just may have found the perfect woman to share it with him. From the moment Gene rescues Sloane Hepburn from a rogue wave on the beach, she makes his most passionate fantasies come true. With her sultry beauty and lively spirit, Sloane is turning the divorced Maui B and B owner's life upside down—and he's loving every minute of it….

Relocating to Hawaii is a big step for the overextended career woman. But with hunky, seductive Gene Malloy romancing her under a tropical island sky, how can a woman keep from falling? Now he just has to make her see that their love is here to stay. And that the pleasure is just beginning…

Also posted on AO3, here

( ho'ololi (transform) )

Title: Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
Author: topaz119
Artist: facesplitgrin
Pairing: JP/JA
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; explicit m/m sex.
Length: ~35,000 words
Disclaimer: Don't know anyone; this is alllll made up.
Notes: Written for the 2010 spn_j2_bigbang. Thanks to Lana, who didn't freak out when she ended up with what was essentially half a story to start working on her art; withdiamonds, who wouldn't let me freak out when I had essentially half a story a month from when I needed to post; and without_me, who did all the heavy lifting on beta and editing literally one step behind me this week.

Summary: Texas in July is not exactly where Jensen Ackles has any desire to be, but a job's a job and interviewing Jared Padalecki, the most famous and successful winner of America's Next Celebrity Chef for Saveur magazine isn't something Jensen's going to turn down. He'll do the interview, try not to laugh, and get back on the plane. Jared isn't any happier at the thought of yet another interview with someone who's already made up his mind that Jared's nothing but a pretty face, but the network insists, so fine. He'll do the interview, practice his patience, and be done with it.

Funny how things don't quite work out that way.




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Title: Long Way Home
Fandom: CWrps
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating/Warnings: PG-13. Threats, abuse (non-sexual), off-camera parent deaths.
Length: ~29,000 words
Disclaimer: Clearly, this never happened, but just in case you're confused, nope, I don't know anything about anybody.
Notes/Thanks: Written for the 2010 j2_everafter challenge, riffing off of Candleshoe. Thanks to tassoss for cheerleading me through the rough draft; hurricanemegan for telling me it held together; and pensnest for Brit-picking. Serious editing handled (as always) by the ever-patient and -excellent without_me. And of course, much love to withdiamonds who traipsed around Disney World with me, plotting stories for prompts we didn't get. Next time!

Also posted to AOOO, starting here.

Summary: All Jared had to do was get in, find the treasure, and get out before everybody figured out the scam. Simple. Yeah, right.



( Long Way Home, Prologue )

Title: Cutback
Fandom: CWrpf
Pairing: Jared/JDM
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Never happened. No, really.

Notes: More of Caught Inside. Jeff promised he wouldn't bail if Jared came back later. This is Jeff, not bailing.

( A cutback is when you turn back into the wave and start a whole new ride. )

Title: (And) The Beat Goes On
Fandom: CWrps
Pairing: Jeff/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2900 words
Notes & Warnings: Sex. And then, schmoop. Sequel to He'll Make Me Happy, set a few months later. Jeff's still a toppy bastard. Jared really doesn't mind. Unbeta-ed. And yes, I have no shame. First, the Muppets, and now, Sonny & Cher.

( drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain )

Title: He'll Make Me Happy
Fandom: CWrpf
Pairing: JP/JDM
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: So much with the not knowing ANYONE.

A/N: For caarirose's Jeff, Jared and Just About Anybody Else Challenge, because how could I resist Jeff, Jared, and the Muppets? *g*

Many, many thanks to without_me, who never doesn't make time to wrangle my grammar and sort through my character motivations, and to maschalismos and beanside and nilchance and poisontaster, all of whom took the time to read a very early draft and cheerlead nonetheless.

( Days go passing into years//Years go passing day by day )

For wendy: Enough-verse, about six weeks after the disaster of the morning-after (which without_me wrote in Strangers, about halfway down the page)

Warnings (for the whole 'verse): D/s, mentions of past borderline abusive relationship

( Jensen excuses himself from his mom's dinner table to take the call )

Title: Friday Morning Quarterbacking
Fandom: CWrpf
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult
Word Count: ~3000
Disclaimer: This would be where I reiterate that I know no one and nothing and certainly don't know the color of the sheets in anyone's house...
Notes: So, last year, right about this time, I ended up writing the story of the year Jared threw a Thanksgiving party for the crew, Any Given Thursday. When the Thanksgiving challenge popped up on spnflashfic, I couldn't resist writing the morning after. It'll probably make a bit more sense if you've read the first one.

Originally posted here on spnflashfic; reposting here to keep track of it.

( friday morning quarterbacking )

Title: Yield Strength
Fandom: CWrps
Pairing: Jensen/Christian
Rating/Warnings: NC-17; D/s
Disclaimer: Oh, this so never happened. Never. EVER.
Notes: Written for without_me's birthday.

Thanks to synecdochic for gut-checking this about halfway through; and to beanside, gracecourage, kestrelsan, and nu_breed for sharp eyes and fast betas.

This is set several years prior to Enough (written by without_me and yours truly) and immediately follows Made to be Broken, by without_me.


( blah, blah, blah, isn't there supposed to be some pr0n around here? )

Fandom: CWrps
Pairing: Chad Michael Murray/Christian Kane
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: This is not true. Period.
A/N: Life is crazy; I'm self-medicating through pr0n. This is 373 words of un-beta'ed, messed-up kink. Right now, I don't think it's part of any established verse, but I reserve the right to change my mind later on...

( If Chad could explain it, it would go something like this )