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geneli4 - Five reasons the CW will never admit to having Chris Kirkpatrick, Ph.D, on retainer
For the background on this one, see three things: pop psychology on her lj...
1. The betting pool on the basketball games. Chris will own up to that one; it was totally his idea and absolutely necessary to keep the two-bit punks like Murray honest. Once there's money on the game, people take it seriously and Chris can cut through a lot of bullshit that way.
2. The month that the expense account included a four-figure bar tab--in the mid-four figures, Chris would like to point out; it could have been worse--run up at various fine drinking establishments in San Antonio. That won't happen again, though, because not only is Jared Padalecki the most disgustingly well-adjusted actor Chris has ever run across, it only takes Chris one hideous morning after to remember why it's not a good idea to mix tequila with six-five Texans and their even bigger brothers.
3. The thing with the transportation coordinator on the Veronica Mars set? Totally an accident. Chris has Harleys, real bikes. He knows how to handle them and talk at the same time.
4. Some bright, young bean-counter decided it would be cost-effective to send him up to Vancouver so he could hit all the shows up there at once, rather than fly the casts down on an as-needed basis. Chris hates to disappoint, and turns out that they're all out on location so, yeah, Whistler is just as central as the city. Two people on a quad lift is acceptable privacy and it's much lower-key than a hotel suite. When the subject comes up, Chris is very definite about the excellent work that was accomplished that weekend and makes sure they know he's always available if they want to do it again.
5. It really would be a cost savings to fly him out to North Carolina. That cast has more issues than the Hollywood Reporter. It's better that they come to him, though; it gives them a little bit of a break from each other. Some weeks, Chris thinks that they could wave to each other as their planes meet up in the middle. It's nuts, but really, where else are the suits going to find a licensed shrink who knows more about having to work in front of the cameras with your ex?
geneli4 - Five reasons the CW will never admit to having Chris Kirkpatrick, Ph.D, on retainerFor the background on this one, see three things: pop psychology on her lj...
1. The betting pool on the basketball games. Chris will own up to that one; it was totally his idea and absolutely necessary to keep the two-bit punks like Murray honest. Once there's money on the game, people take it seriously and Chris can cut through a lot of bullshit that way.
2. The month that the expense account included a four-figure bar tab--in the mid-four figures, Chris would like to point out; it could have been worse--run up at various fine drinking establishments in San Antonio. That won't happen again, though, because not only is Jared Padalecki the most disgustingly well-adjusted actor Chris has ever run across, it only takes Chris one hideous morning after to remember why it's not a good idea to mix tequila with six-five Texans and their even bigger brothers.
3. The thing with the transportation coordinator on the Veronica Mars set? Totally an accident. Chris has Harleys, real bikes. He knows how to handle them and talk at the same time.
4. Some bright, young bean-counter decided it would be cost-effective to send him up to Vancouver so he could hit all the shows up there at once, rather than fly the casts down on an as-needed basis. Chris hates to disappoint, and turns out that they're all out on location so, yeah, Whistler is just as central as the city. Two people on a quad lift is acceptable privacy and it's much lower-key than a hotel suite. When the subject comes up, Chris is very definite about the excellent work that was accomplished that weekend and makes sure they know he's always available if they want to do it again.
5. It really would be a cost savings to fly him out to North Carolina. That cast has more issues than the Hollywood Reporter. It's better that they come to him, though; it gives them a little bit of a break from each other. Some weeks, Chris thinks that they could wave to each other as their planes meet up in the middle. It's nuts, but really, where else are the suits going to find a licensed shrink who knows more about having to work in front of the cameras with your ex?
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