i <3 fandom, verse 3 million&something

We finally tore ourselves away from the coast and Beach Week (more about that later, but for now, let me just say we drank 42 bottles of wine, 3 of the reaaaaallly big bottles of Grey Goose, several gallons of rum (ohhh, boy, was it a voodoo juice year), a liter of Hendricks, and some equally ridiculous amount of tequila, so you know I have stoooories to tell), and when I went through the mail, I found this ( fabulous hand-crafted gift )